How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating with an Escort

The vast majority of clients I see are married or have a significant other. I have had more calls asking about a straying husband or partner than I care to count.

Gentlemen, let it go without saying that you need to monitor yourself if you are going to use escorts and be in a relationship. It is awkward for everyone. Here are some tips on how to use escorts without getting caught…

How to Use an Escort Without Anybody Knowing

  • Never appear guilty. Don’t turn away. Maintain eye contact. And keep your lies as close to the truth as possible. If you went to shoot hoops with the boys, go do that then go see your escort. It makes the lie go down easier.

  • Keep your mouth shut. Don’t go bragging. Don’t even tell your best friend.

  • Wrap your shit up. Put a rubber on it. Trust me, you don’t want to bring any of that home — especially if you are using street prostitutes or hookers.

  • Use a prepaid cell phone for escorting purposes alone. Find a private place to stash this phone. Never ever have it on your person. Be sure to always erase numbers in case it is found. I had a daughter of a client call me because I was one of the last people he called before he died. I played dumb of course. But I was thinking I hope they don’t look at the computer.

  • Have a separate bank account solely for escort purposes. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. And you know it’s hard to explain away hundreds of dollars a week.

  • Use a private email account and be sure it is not linked to your phone.

  • If you must text, keep it innocent. Do not be sexting.

  • Clear Internet history daily. The computer is a super brain and saves everything. So delete delete delete!

  • Shower before you head home.

  • Don’t invite an escort in to your home. If you are married, I shouldn’t even have to mention this but I feel I must. It only takes one nosy neighbor…

If you are going to do this, do it right.

For your own good.

It does not take James Bond to pull it off.

It only takes some common sense and a careful habit of following your own footprint.


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