Top 10 NSFW Adult Toys: Novelty Picks

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Stop thinking sex toys are a replacement for men. They’re not! Many women love a traditional penis along with some naughty toys.

Vibrators are great for solo sessions, but they work for couple sessions too. Hold it along her clit as you hit it from behind or under his balls while you take him in your mouth.

The market for adult toys is wide and needs to cater to a range of niche sexualities. Some toys that seem scary or ridiculous to you are just what others are looking for.



Don’t know where to start? Here are 10 novelty sex toy picks from our experts, for your pleasure!

Lovehoney Sqweel Go Oral Sex Massager

Do you hate going down on women? Does your tongue get tired? This little gadget is here to give you a break.

The Lovehoney Sqweel Go Rechargeable Oral Sex Massager looks like a bunch of silicone tongues on a spinning wheel. The tongues lick (more like flick) the clitoris like someone licking up and down very fast.

For the toy to feel good, you want a lot of lube in the area. That could be her natural lube, your spit, or something from a bottle. Without it, there’s too much friction.

There are six speeds on this little toy, all of them fun to experiment with. The toy is made for both couple and solo play.

Like we said, use it to give yourself a break from your snack session or to avoid the act entirely. It takes some getting used to, so if you’re going to whip it out in bed test the pressure needed on your arm.

You don’t want to grind her! Then she’s less likely to let you grind on her.

Jimmy Jane Hello Touch Classic Vibrator

An issue that some women have with vibrators is that they don’t want to hold it in an awkward position to find the right spot. This little fingertip vibrator helps combat that.

The vibrators are two little finger pods, with a wire and a battery pack that rests up with her or you. You control the toy from the battery pack, so your fingers are only doing the fun work.

Slide them on your fingers and move them around her erogenous zones – even those away from her crotch.

Her nipples, along with her wrists, her inner thighs, she won’t be expecting the vibration there. You have much more tactical control with this toy since it extends off your hands.

Don’t let the strange format fool you. There’s a lot you can do with these babies!

Cal Exotics Solar Bullet

Are you looking for a vibrator that doesn’t take batteries that end up in a landfill? Trying to cut down on your electricity bill?

Well, then this is the toy for you. The California Exotics brand vibrator is a solar powered bullet model.

It comes with a small solar panel, along with the toy itself. You plug the bullet part into the solar power and leave the solar panel in the sun.

We’re talking about the full sun – not some filtering in through a window. You want this baby to charge so it can charge her up.

It claims you can get an hour of play from an eight-hour charge. Do you have eight hours of direct sunlight? Make sure you do before you snap this model up.

The bullet has different speeds, so don’t be afraid to experiment. The higher and stronger the speed, the quicker the battery will run out.

This would be the perfect toy for anyone in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lipstick Vibes

There are a few companies that make these portable toys, so we didn’t pick just one. These lipstick vibrators go in or look like a tube of lipstick, but are actually a sex toy.

They’re bullet vibes, usually, battery-powered since a charging port would give away the secret.

Lipstick vibrators are great for the couple who gets a thrill out of hiding sex toys in plain sight. Leave it on the bathroom counter with some other makeup if a friend is coming over.

Or, you can use this for trips where you wouldn’t want someone finding out your sex life is a little more . . . charged than normal.

Perfect for parents houses and group trips. Sneaking a quickie is hot, but not as fun (biologically) for women since they need more time to get warmed up.

You can fix that by bringing along a bullet vibe you can confidently pull out of your purse in public, on your way to your secret meeting place.

Orbite NS Novelties Orbit Anal Plugs Trainer Kit

Does your lady have a psychic? Have you always wanted to explore what’s on the other side of the veil?

These butt plugs won’t give you psychic powers, but you can pretend they do when you look into them. They have an orb-like glass shape, solid and heavy enough to look like the real thing.

They’re heavy- but not too heavy. When you’re working up to anal play, it’s nice to have a toy with a little weight to it.

The micro movements you have to make to keep it in mimics the in and out motions of a penis (on a smaller scale).

If you’re into it, these are great for walking around the house in. They’re sexy and create a nice gape looking effect with their glass bases.

This set comes in small, medium, and large – hence the trainer kit. As always with anal, start small, don’t assume you can take the medium and plop down on it.

You need to take your time!

They’re all glass, so throw them in the dishwasher or wash with regular anti-bacterial soap. You’re good to go!

Utimi Silicone Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

Cock rings are so underrated. They make men last longer and stay thicker for their partners. Who wouldn’t want to use one?

Well, now you have an even better reason to buy one. This Utimi vibrating ring comes with a clitoral stimulating rabbit to give her a little jolt when he gets close.

It has two little ears attached to a very small motor and battery pack that stand at attention on top of the penis.

When he thrusts into her, the rabbit ears tickle her clit and he gets some of the vibration payoffs too. She may enjoy being on top longer, with this handy little device.

The bullet part of the device is removable, so you can have fun with it before, during and after penetration.

Don’t worry if the ring feels a little tight, that means you’re well endowed.

Lelo Sona Cruise

You suck! Well if you don’t, you should. The new trend in women’s pleasure is suction. Instead of vibration, these toys burst little spurts of air around the clitoris.

This creates a small and mild sucking sensation that feels, well, absolutely amazing. One woman who never had an orgasm in her life found her first one with a vibrator of this style.

It’s rechargeable and waterproof. It looks a little confusing, but using it couldn’t be simpler. Place the head over the clit and make sure there’s a seal. Then press the buttons and watch her shake with joy.

Silicone Bunny Tail Butt Plug

Do you have an unrealized fantasy about Playboy Bunnies that you don’t feel like will come true in real life?

Then get your partner this bright pink, bunny tail butt plug. Its bright pink fluffy tail will make them look like the playboy bunny of your dreams.

The plug itself is silicone for easy cleaning and there’s a bit of space so the tail doesn’t get messy.

Face Strap On

Want to get kinky? We won’t tell. This Master Series Strap on Dildo Face Mouth Gag is like a strapon . . . but this time it gets up close and personal.

It’s a latex mask that you stretch over your ears. The dildo extends out from the face, for whatever activity you wish. We won’t get into details.

Whatever you imagine, it can do!

Belladonnas Bitch Fist 11 Inch Flesh Dildo

To finish our list out with a punch, we have this eleven-inch fisting dildo. It’s no joke!

When you read the reviews you see that it’s something you really have to work up to. But hey, whatever you’re into is what you’re into. We’re not here to judge.

The Best Adult Toys for You

If you’ve just read this list and feel overwhelmed by the choices and the intensity of these toys, that’s okay. This list was for novel adult toys, aka, the weird ones of the bunch.

There are other more approachable toys on the market for beginners or those who are simply and happily vanilla.

Luckily for both parties, we have a site dedicated to the sexiest parts of Las Vegas. Want a guide on the best sex stores? We’ve got that!



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